Massage Parlour Tour of North York

On Sunday July 18, 2009 I went on a tour of the massage parlours of North York.

I was told that KIMMY at SUNSHINE SPA wanted to see me. I was thinking "great. she wants to advertize." Later I was told that she wants to offer me a great massage at a great price. I initially thought "Wow, this is great" then realized that her excellent price would be at least $100. Kimmie is a very hot Vietnamese girl but a primary characteristic of a massage parlour is that they are open long hours in every part of the city so you can visit them when you want. Nevertheless I went out to Sunshine and she had already gone home.

We visited 20 or 30 spas. Although the sun was still up it was somewhat late and many of the spas were closed.

We went to Alphacare, Body Bliss, Aphrodite, Aroma, Belinda, High Energy, Golden Touch, In Health, Mia Beauty Spa, Miracle Spa, Muse, Natural Wellness, Oriental Wellness, Palace, Paradise, Ora, Sandalwood, Starlight, Sunshine, Studio 34 and several more. Most of these are on Finch Avenue.

Muse was the most exciting of the massage spas of Noth York. You may think I am getting off topic here but bear with me. When I was a kid I went around Europe with my family in a Volkwagon camper-van. We visited several municipalities that are like cities but function as small nation states. Andorra, San Marino, Luxembourg, the Vatican are the ones I remember. I am mentioning them because of Kiora at Muse and the large breasts she has. I am not sure which is larger: her breasts or these nation states. Each would take at least a couple of hours to explore. I have not been back to Andorra but I would like to see Kiora again.

We went to Golden Touch on Milvan but it was a mess. The ladies were friendly enough but things were just strewn about. I suppose I should have come back at night when it gets busier. 2009 started with the shooting in the parking lot so it clearly has not been a good year for Golden Touch.

After writing this report, it is clear that another tour is needed. There are many spas at Steeles and Keeles as well as on Yonge Street. These need to be explored. Hidden gems are out there, you just have to put the time in to find them.

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