Vancouver Parlours

Recent News, July, 2009 A Chinese Massage worker was killed over the summer and her body was found in the trunk of her car

Vancouver has had dozens of Chinese Massage Parlours for decades. Most are rather ordinary.

Unlike the rest of Canada, most of the parlours focus on Full Service

Swedish Touch stands out as an extremely unique massage business. It is situated in a business tower downtown and features mostly white Canadain girls. A session will cost on average about $250

Platinum Club is simlar to Swedish Touch. It has been recently renovated.
You can buy some souvenirs such as as "Platinum Club" T-shirt from them

Madame Cleos was a very good massage parlour and a competitor to Swedish Touch. It was on Richards Street.
It was demolished in 2008. Madame Cleos had tried to relocate but almost a year has passed.
Their website is still operating and they are posting the results of some interesting surveys. They are also promoting ImLive


Here is a massage review From PERB.ca about a girl from Swedish Touch

Holy shit!

Before signing on to perb for the first time, I just took whatever I got, be it at an MP or an outcall. I am so freaking pleased that I have found this site, however, as well as www.theeroticreview.com, because I have had several great encounters.

Recently I tallied all the sps i have ever seen, there were 25 that I remember getting fs from. With that said, Monica really was the best.

Hot, not deadly hot, but hot. She comes in, sits down and we just start DFKing, and she's good at it. I move to some DATY, with some digits. Tastes great, clean shaven, I'm loving it. She begs to suck it but its been a while for me and I want to maximize time inside her (ie I'm afraid I'll blow my load before I get to the fs). For this reason we move to a 69, where her participation consists more of BLS than CBJ (BBBJ not on her menu, but that's not my concern). I'm absolutely pounding the digits in, then she tells me she needs to fuck me. Okay. So we get to it, and she can clench and it's great. I last forever which is surprising, because she is bent over like I've only seen in porn movies (one of many indicators that she actually loves and takes pride in her job). She's vocal and its good. She says "fuck me" a lot. She takes some spanking.

At one point she turns around after I said "you're so tight" and she looks me in the eyes and says "you should feel how tight my ass is." "No way" is all I can think, turns out there is no way. I feel it might be a cop out, but she tells me I'm too big. I don't know how big is big, I'm about 8 inches and banana thick. Whatever, I don't get Greek I can deal with that. After the sesssion, I asked her if I could write this review and she said yeah, and I asked about Greek and she told me to say she doesn't offer it, so sorry guys. So I finally bust. And its huge, and it's already a legendary session.

Problem is, I bust so big, I think I'm done, so I'm thinking of ways to get her out (politely, I'm not sick of her by any stretch, but I'm totally shirking responsibility seeing her today), but she doesn't leave. I'm thinking there's no way I'm gonna get it up again, but Monica isn't a quitter. Without being asked, she works that guy back to life and sucks it like her life depends on it. I'm talking a good ten minutes, and fast and hard, with good moaning noises. If you have any bumpers that need the chrome removed, she might do that for you. You'll have to ask.

So, it's my second pop, and a CBJ, emphasis on the C, so I'm gonna last forever, no lack of determination on her part, but eventually I guess she has to stop, at which point we go back to mish and I pound the hell out of her until #2 finally happens.

In short:
- lots of DFK
- hot chick, nice rack, not the clearest skin I ever saw, but far from gross. Bald pussy, sexy legs. Maybe about half a pound over what I would call 'toned' but ten pounds under any description that contains the word 'fat.' Put another way, she is slim and sexy, big lips that are never idle, round ass big perky boobs and cute.
- FS
- CBJ

The final thing I would like to add, is that she is pretty damn pleasant to deal with, on the phone and in person. Because she is not reviewed anywhere, I had to TOFTT, so I'm trying to codify stuff and saying "do you speak fluent French, if you know what I mean...?" and she answers "I would love to French kiss you if that's what you mean" and then adds "I can't wait to fuck you." She's full of those sorts of little touches and she's fucking great at her job. The only sp that competes with her is Roxie, who has a slightly better rack (which is a hell of a feat, given how nice Monica's tits are) and offers Greek (check out vic2van.com). They are both outrageously good at what they do.

Anyway, I could only find her on eros.com under Vancouver escorts. She used to work at Swedish Touch, but is indie now.

Enjoy gentlemen!



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